If your new Analog Men’s Hi Res Board Shorts start looking blurry, blame it on the twenty tequila shots at the tiki bar.
Wear The North Face Class V Cargo Trunk next time you're paddling Lava Falls or Big Drop #2—this water short is ready for any river adventure.
For those who aren’t so keen on showing a little extra leg out in the surf, we give you the Patagonia Men’s Twenty-Threes Board Short.
If spending time in the water is in your foreseeable future, don't forget the relaxed-fit Columbia Men's Cascade Creek II Water Shorts.
Paddle your canoe to an island, and then jump in the water to cool off while wearing the Patagonia Men's Baggies Shorts. With a built-in mesh liner and quick-dry nylon, you won't stay wet for long when you climb out of the water.
Jokers are … jokers, but harlequins get respect. So while all the other dudes are posing in their designer board shorts, the Quiksilver Edition Men’s Harlequin Board Short commands the beach.
Bold white rays dominate one side of the Billabong Rising Sun Board Short, leaving standard surf trunks crippled with envy.
Plaid? Boring. Stripes? Boring. Solid? Boring. What you need are the Imperial Motion Men’s Scanner Board Shorts.
Like that little Dutch boy who stuck his finger in the dyke and saved the city, the Imperial Motion Men’s Hole In The Wall Board Short gives you rad-looking way to avoid showing everyone your shrinkage.
Throw on the Analog Men’s Aloha Army Board Short before you head out to show the breakers who’s in charge (the breakers, jackass). Polyester fabric keeps you comfy while you fall in line with a massive swell.
Were the Imperial Motion Rodney Board Shorts named after Mr. Mullen? Mr. Dangerfield? The world may never know.
When you’re partying on an island owned by Bill Paxton, anything can happen. Be prepared with the Analog Men’s Club Dread Board Shorts.
You could wear your stone-washed jean shorts to the beach and chill in the sand, but when you sport the DC Men’s Leary Board Short you can get into the breakers and get soooo pitted you’re like ‘Wa-Paaaaaaaa!’.
Once you have the Analog Men’s Ensign II Board Shorts in your possession, you’ll spend your day looking for excuses to get wet.
Don’t disappear in the lineup. Stand out with the Analog Men’s Maxwell Board Short.
They’re staring at the Koby Abberton graffiti graphic on your Analog Board Shorts, and if we could read or didn’t have the attention span of a two-year-old, we’d tell you what it said.
Pull on the DC Men’s Zebra Board Short for your next beach party. DC gave this short polyester fabric to keep you comfortable for your series of keg stands and beer bongs, and it dries quickly after you hit the water to sober up.
Pull on the Analog Men’s Spanish Fly Board Shorts, stroll down to the beach, and watch as the ladies gravitate toward you.
Inspired by the idyllic falls and turquoise pools found near the Grand Canyon, The North Face Men’s Havasu Falls Water Short gives your surf-minded style that works for any aquatic application.
The Kavu Men’s Rally Fest Swim Trunk is ready for anything from deep jungle river trips to cushy vacays in Maui.
You don’t have to live in Eden to sport the Billabong Men’s Pacific Paradise Board Short. Throw on your favorite Jimmy Buffet album and this festive polyester short and bring the tropics to you.
Before you hit the pool at the dive hotel you call home, bust out the water wings, smear a little zinc on your sniffer, and pull on the Analog Men’s Erickson Board Short.
The Destination Paddling Trunks have a loose cut and a long inseam that protects your thighs from sunburn and your fashion cred from an unfortunate Daisy-Duke demise.
The Analog Quotient Board Short features stretch panels for enhanced mobility in the green room.
Not sure what to do with the Analog Men’s Frequency Board Shorts? Here’s a clue: frequency = the number of times the crest of a wave passes a given point within a given period.
Whether you’re heading down to the beach for the day or setting off for a whitewater trip, The North Face Men’s Canyon Kitsalano Water Short has you covered.
The Etnies Men’s Marco Polo Board Short is made for your days lounging around the pool, lying atop your giant inflatable lobster, and sipping margaritas like water.
Whiskey Militia’s hooking you up with everything you need for a kick-ass day at the beach: Volcom shorts, Electric shades, and Skullcandy ’phones.
Kavu designed the Men’s Big Eddy Shorts for lots of time in the water and lots of time on the road.
The North Face Men’s Desolation Rapids Water Short gives rafters, kayakers, and beach bums comfortable stretch and quick-drying sun protection.
Pull on the Neff Men’s Bandit Board Shorts, round up your brigand of outlaws, and head to the beach to hold up a train of hot ladies.
The quick-drying Analog Men’s Weatherly Board Short likes to spend its evenings pool-hopping around rich vacation neighborhoods.
The North Face Men’s Canyon Scout Water Short feels soft as suede on the skin but stands up to a summer of paddling the rapids and tumbling in the ocean’s waves.
The Queen of England herself would shake like a mechanical bull on overdrive if she wore the Imperial Motion Men’s Between The Lines Board Short. A soft lining that covers the entire interior of this trunk makes strong men crumple.
You'll be glad you’re wearing the Imperial Motion Men’s Spiral Board Short when that closeout set rolls in and puts you through the spin cycle.
When ‘just another day at the office’ means slathering on the sun tan lotion, waxing down your board, and paddling out, the Patagonia Men’s Wavefarer Board Short is right there with you.
There is one reason that people can’t wait to get their grubby paws on the Rip Curl Buffalo Check Board Short—the fact that it’s made out of something called buttersuede.
The Rip Curl Men’s Pancho Board Short comes straight from the mind of one of the world’s greatest surfers. Inspired by the hard stomping Pancho Sullivan, this nylon short gives you the style you need.
Pull on the Element Men’s Vandal Board Short when you head out to the beach to steal a few waves. This polyester short keeps you stylin’ whether you’re hangin’ ten at dawn or throwing back a few cold ones.
You know that you do your dirty deeds dirt cheap, but the Rip Curl Thunderstruck Board Short keeps you from going down the highway to hell.
Pack the Rip Curl Men’s 40th Searching Board Short on your next Indonesia boat trip.
We’ve talked about it with your family and we all agree—you need serious help. Step one is slipping into the Billabong Intervention Board Short and admitting you have a problem.
When the closest body of water is your bathtub, pull on the Oakley Men’s Dredge 2.8 Board Short and dig up your resourceful side. Buttery soft polyester microsuede drapes your legs as you lounge in the neighbor’s kiddie pool.
If you’ve ever been in an Asian monsoon season, you know that there’s no reason to take your board shorts off for a couple months. With that in mind Quiksilver Edition brings you the Men’s Monsoon Board Short.
If the son of Zeus surfed instead of getting high with oracles, he’d be shredding in the Rip Curl Men’s WLP Next Strike Board Short. Pinstripes and lightning bolts make this Mick Fanning signature short pop.
Pull on the Analog Men’s Ensign Board Short before you paddle out for another session on the swells. The 22-inch outseam prevents your board from shredding your legs on the way out.
Does paisley make you crazy? Do you flip out over dense flowery designs in oversized leg logos? We do! That's why we wear the DC Men's Lanai IV Board Short. And for the babes.
Spend the morning eating Drake's Coffee Cake and reading other people's mail. Then pull on the Element Men's Newman Board Shorts and ditch the city in favor of waves.
Designed for guys who live in the water, the Immersion Research Men's Fleece-Lined Guide Water Short give you durability, moisture control, and moderate warmth to help keep you comfortable instead of capsized.
Rip Curl wasn’t too vague about the name of the Men’s Stoker Board Short. Clearly you’ll be stoooooookkkked to tie up this comfy boardie and hit the water.
A pocket that keeps your point-and-shoot, wallet, and car keys dry in water up to one meter deep? Believe it.
Wear the Volcom Men's Hamachi Board Shorts and slash those waves like a samurai warrior.
Tie on the Analog Men’s Tasmania Board Short and terrorize the surf. This quick-drying board short features a long outseam and anti-chafe construction that keeps you from freaking out and attacking the local taco shack.
You might not surf well enough to make a living, but you love the beach as much as anyone. Tie up the DC Men’s Lacens Board Short and add to the heat out there under the sun.
Pull on the DC Men’s Version Board Short and be sure you get to tell your side of the story.
Pull on the Analog Men’s Stanley Board Short when you head to the pool with your bros. This stylin’ short falls at the knee to prevent the ladies from having to see your pasty thighs.
Your fruit cocktail loves the Analog Men’s Blender Board Short for good reason. This smooth quick-drying board short features welded hems and inseams so there’s no risk of seam chafing.
Not to be confused with ‘squatcho’ (the tiny cloth-covered button atop most baseball caps), the Nomis Men’s Squamo Board Shorts feel almost as good as swimming naked.
The next time you head down to Vegas make sure to bring the DC Men’s Crackin Board short with you. You’ll be happy you have this quick drying polyester short when you wake up in a flooded hotel room.
There's always a party in your pants when you wear the Matix Men's Gusto Shorts. These board shorts feature double beverage holster pockets so you can double fist with your hands free.
Grab the Billabong Men’s V-Trip Board Short for your next trip to surf the breakers in Costa Rica. This polyester short rocks a 22-inch outseam to keep you comfortable on the waves.
Tie up the Nomis Men's Wiggi Board Short and get wiggy wit it. This quick-drying board short features a Nomis print and comfortable waist band.
When people start staring at your crotchital region, keep in mind they're trying to read the comic-strip print on the reversible Volcom Dawn F.A. Mod Men's Board Short.
You might be battling rapids in your whitewater kayak, or you relaxing on the beach. Either way, The North Face Men's Belted Class V Swim Trunks keep you comfortable.
Chafing in the shorts is never a good thing. Thanks to a built-in liner and an inside-out hem seam, the Patagonia Men's Paddler Board Shorts won't create undercarriage carnage.
Stop staring at the hypnotic lines of the Analog Men's Telemerty Board Short. Just shape your Zogs with the included wax comb and paddle out there.
How plaid is too plaid? Just ask the Volcom Men's Foster Too Plaid Mod Board Short. With a huge plaid print, these Volcom shorts look as if you're holding them under a magnifying glass.
Matix put a unique spin on a classic pattern with the Men’s Roughplaid Trunk.
You feel like you’re floating when you wear the Billabong Zero Gravity Board Short. No, hold on, you are floating—you’re floating on your board in the ocean waiting for the next set to come in.
The KR3W Men's Rad Skript Board Short is so damn rad that it totally doesn't care how you spell “script.”
Some of us around here love sushi more than our own mothers, so when we saw the Analog Men’s Combat Sushi 2 Board Short we nearly put the damn thing in our mouths.
For double-overhead days and all-night house parties, the Volcom Men's Bruce Star Collage Mod Boardshort keeps you comfortable in the water and on dry land.
Pull on the Billabong Men’s Eco Dots Board Short when you’ve finally had enough of playing video games in your mom’s basement all day. This recycled short sports a 21-inch outseam to hide some of your atrophied legs.
Why ride on the back of your board when the Quiksilver Forefront 21 Board Short thrusts you out to the cutting edge of surfing?
The Quiksilver Men’s Czech Mate Board Short can’t help the name it was given any more than some poor SOB whose parents named him Tork.
Rip it up (we couldn’t help it) in the Quiksilver Men’s Ripper Board Short. This eco friendly board short features a comfortable neoprene fly and 21in of lengthy coverage.
The Reef Loha Board Shorts rock a floral print that you won't find on your girlfriend's bikini.
The Reef Men’s Jay Bottle Board Short is not only covered in bottles, but it’s made from bottles.
Whether you're enjoying some alone time in the tube or admiring the skills of your local beach volleyball team, the DC Green Room Board Shorts' relaxed fit and light polyester fabric keep you feeling chill.
Pull on the Analog Men’s Venice Board Short before you head down to the famed beach of the same name. This polyester short gives you the coverage you need when you paddle out to the breakers.
Pull on the Matix Men’s Ninja Jabber Trunk and head down to the beach to show off your mad numchuck skills to the local beauties.
Remember when Bono sang “If you wanna kiss the sky, you better learn how to kneel—on your knees, boy?” The DC Men's Temple Board Short helps you feel the religious fervor necessary to obey Bono's commandment.
Don't become chopped suey in the water; wear the Volcom Men's Hamachi Solid 22 Board Shorts and command those waves.
The Analog Men’s Van Go! Board Short knows that you can’t wait to slip it on and head down to the beach for the sand castle building competition.
The Billabong Occy Board Short’s cut moves with your body as you paddle, stand, and carve. The soft suedey material feels like minks are rolling around your crotch, and a 22-inch outseam goes all the way.
The DC Men’s Sacrifice Board Short lets you pay homage in style to the choice sets of which you are about to partake.
The Reef Men's Hendrix Board Shorts have a two-way stretch fabric, which means you won't feel like the seams are about to rip each time you hop up on your board.
You’re more than a little naughty. We can tell because you’re wearing the Billabong Big Nasty Board Short. A little naughty is ok, but Big Nasty rocks angels’ faces off, stealing their live-foreverness and turning them into mere mortals.
Zip up the quick-drying Volcom Men's Blockstone Mod Board Short and head to the section of the beach where the cool kids hang.
The Analog Men’s Muertos Board Short murders it from the beach to the boardwalk.
Billabong releases its economic stimulus package by including a free and attached wax comb and fin key with every Platinum X Board Short.
When you just can’t watch another minute of cable news, pull on the Oakley Men’s Propaganda Board Short and head to the beach for a surf session.
Start seeing straight with the Quicksilver Tunnel Vision 19 Board Short. This 19-inch, 100% polyester Diamond Dobby ripstop swimmer doesn’t cloud your vision as you hang ten in the most excellent of barrels.
Pull on the Analog Men’s Palette Board Short before you head down to Venice Beach to bask in the sand, sun, and savory flavors of the boardwalk.
Wear the DC Men's Spectrum Board Shorts for a luxury surf experience.
Yeah money, the Nomis Men’s OG Plaid Board Short was made just for your golden ass.
Reef rider Ben Bourgeois created the Benny Board Short for riding at his local beach and at international competitions.
After years of trying, you’ve finally broken in to the CIA mainframe. Now that you’ve pulled that bone-headed move for nothing more than bragging rights, grab the Element Men’s Hacker Board Short and get the hell out of dodge.
Like a good wingman, the Oakley Men’s Blockhead Board Short has your back while you run game on some betties.
Routine and responsibility are for schmucks…unless the routine involves surfing. The Reef Drifter Board Shorts are totally down with your wandering ways.
A patent-pending stretch polyester weave is the secret behind the unearthly feel of the Split Men's Ascendant Board Short.
Surfing in Australia may have some extra hazards, but dingos don't need to be one of them. Well, not if you're referring to the Volcom Men's Dingo Too Mod Board Short.
Gainers off 50ft cliffs into Lake Powell. High water soloing in Mallorca. Hot tubbing in Squamish. The Blurr Men's Typhoon Board Short handles it all.
Cloudveil designed the Men's Cool Board Short as a relaxed, longer alternative to traditional river shorts, and to replace your khaki cutoffs with the hole in the crotch.
For those of you with plenty of imagination and curiosity, the Element Men's Shocker Board Short not only surfs like a champ, but experiments like a fledgling porn star with a used copy of the Kama Sutra.
Not satisfied with the dirtbag look of some of your buddies, you throw on the Matix Men's Dandystripe Trunk and skate to the beach confidant that you're a man about town and the ladies will take notice.
Don’t be surprised if the Matix Men’s Ringtone Trunk gives you the same satisfaction as that super-fly Jonas Brothers song you downloaded to your phone.
The Oakley Men’s Micronauts Board Short has four-way stretch construction that allows for maximum movement and provides killer comfort.
Hit the rapids, or just go for a swim in the Patagonia Men's Baggies Longs. Patagonia gave the Baggies shorts a mesh liner so you can use them as a swimsuit and a nine-inch inseam so they'll fit in when you hang around town.
Slip on the 686 Fraction Patchwork Board Short and pull out your longboard. It's beach blanket bingo time.
The 686 Men’s X-Ray Stretch Board Short features spandex panels to give you four-way stretch comfort.
Whether you're paddling through white water or launching off the high dive, the Columbia Men's Whidbey II Water Shorts are ready for the job.
Throw on the RVCA Men’s Colour Check Board Short and head down to the beach to show off your steeze for the ladies. This short sports a 22-inch outseam to keep your legs protected should you decide to paddle out.
You're like an amphibian in that you work as well on land as in the water, so wear the Volcom Amphibulator Mod Men's Board Shorts and work it on both turfs.
Achieve mach speeds in the Billabong Super Sonic Board Short. This trunk comes with a comb/scraper in the cargo short for quick wax jobs.
When your girlfriend won’t stop hounding you about that gnarly mop you call a head of hair throw on the Billabong Men’s Split Endz Board Short and head down to the beach for some peace and quiet.
Wear the Oakley Men’s Cigar Box Board Short when you’re rolling with your homies.
You always wanted to be an astronaut, now the Reef Apollo Board Short takes you on a space-like journey into the ocean. Poly double shaka suede slides on smoother than a milky way and a side pocket holds your astro-stuff.
Pull on the Reef Men’s Reefix Board Short before you head down to the hotel hot tub to soak your weary bones and mack the visiting cougars and coeds.
You don't dress like a goob on the court, so don't dress like one when you surf. The stretchy Split Men's Stunner Board Shorts take you into the waves with street-ball style.
Festive as last year’s Cinco de Mayo barbeque at which even your ferret Sparky had a sombrero, the WeSC Men’s Neondrip Board Short sets the bar pretty high for surf fashion.
You don’t have to be a ruthless, blood-lusting bootlegger to sport the Arbor Men’s Capone Board Short, but if you are, we won’t tell.
Tuck your Ursa Major into the Element Men’s Big Dipper Board Short when you head to the beach to take in a little sun and check out the talent. This polyester short covers the butterfly tattoo on your upper thigh.
When you land a job selling tacos out of a truck at the beach, pull on the Element Men’s Flyer Board Short and get to work. This polyester short keeps you looking boss while you cook up the catch of the day.
There's no time like the present. Pack up and head to the shores of Indonesia for a few months of uninterrupted surfing. And don't forget your Reef Akon Board Shorts.
Pull on the Reef Men’s Flatstitch Board Short to separate yourself from the overweight, thong-wearing Euros the next time you hit the beach.
The Ambiguous Men's Sumatra Board Short breaks the mold with simple design and soft microsuede construction.
If you can tell us what's going on with the Ambiguous Men's Clipper Board Short, you must be heavily medicated.
Sorry, but we're going to have to ask you to go ahead and move your stuff to storage space B. Put on the Analog Men's Annex Board Short to make moving easier.
Tie up the Analog Men's Romero Board Short and resist paddling out to that big wave in the sky until it's your time. Until then shred every break you can in this quick-drying Analog board short.
Remember in college when you’d donate blood plasma twice a week for twenty bucks a pop? The Billabong Plasma Board Short fills you up with all the energy you lost from selling your lifeforce for beer money.
Stretch doesn't always mean spandex. DC made the Men's Brody Board Shorts using mechanical stretch construction—no spandex involved.
Pull on the KR3W Men's Freeze Board Shorts and break out your ice. Diamonds, that is …
Who needs a laser blaster when you can light up the beach with the electric style of the Reef Men’s Rayghun 22” Board Short?
Attention sharks, there's no meat on these bones. The RVCA Men's VA Bones Trunk Board Short tells ferocious sea creatures to go somewhere else for a snack.
Tie up the Volcom The Angulator Mod Board Short, backdoor a fat tube, and start seeing drop-in angles everywhere. An update of the rippin' Overdrive Board Short, the Angulator Mod Board Short delivers awesome technical performance characteristic of the Mod Tech collection.
You don't have to be a pro surfer to wear the Volcom Men's Bruce Star Mod Board Shorts—although it wouldn't hurt.
When you wear the Matix Men's Super-Gusto Military Party Shorts, be prepared for all-nighters and non-stop raging. These board shorts feature double beverage holster pockets so you can load up on your favorite frothy beverage.
Analog built the Men's Method Board Short with welded seams and a heat-transfer label, so you don't have anything irritating you when you're paddling out to the break.
When simplicity is your game the Billabong Rum Cay Board Short is the name you'll be wearing at the beach this summer.
Wear the DC Men's Kona Board Short on the Kamikaze slide at Raging Waters water park. The Dynasuede material will still feel soft even after you shart your drawers in fear. That's one steep ride.
If you're not into logo'd stuff, the DC Men's Siiiick Board Shorts are probably not for you.
After a brain-melting work week, pack up your surfboard and the DC Men's Puerto Board Shorts and head to Mexico for a weekend in the waves.
We've been saying all along that plaid=money, but the Matix Men's Moneyplaid Board Short makes the case plain.
Tie up the Oakley Men's Express Board Short, put ‘er in overdrive, and hit the express lane. These quick drying knee-length board shorts grin from hip to hip when you hit the accelerator.
You’re sure to catch some ladies eyeing you up when you wear the Oakley Men’s Checkin Out Board Short, so be polite and return the favor.
Reef made the Men’s Last Call Board Short for beach bums who charge big breaks and bigger bar tabs.
With its solid color palette and classy RVCA coat-of-arms, you could wear the Men's Everyday Board Short…on alternate Wednesdays at the very least.
Hike to the falls then dive into the pools with The North Face Men's Kitsalano Water Shorts.
