Because we know you aren’t a billboard and since your pit-stained go-to tee from last summer wasn’t scoring any points with the fairer gender, we decided to kit you out with the organic cotton Whiskey Militia Men’s Blank T-Shirt 3-Pack. Don one of these organic cotton blanks, pwn some noobs, hit the park with your crew, loiter the shit out of the nearest seven-24-7—no matter what, this organic t-shirt feels, looks, tastes, and smells like a t-shirt. Believe it! A small logo hit on the hem shows the Whiskey Militia love without shouting, and the ergonomic fit will make your slow-mo’ed kick flips look more bitchin’ than your neighbor’s Camaro lawn ornament.
The people that b!tch about these being too long dont realize that cotton shirts shrink when you wash/dry them. These fit great after wash. True to size. They fit like a rectangle instead of the usuall short fat square. There are sized for us with tall slender athletic builds as opposed to most fatty shirts. High quality shirt, not just a haynes or fruit of the loom. Colors dont fade with washing. If you like to rock the jeans and plain t-shirt buy these on WM!! You wont be disapointed!!
It looks like Backcountry changed their supplier for blank T shirts, these are no longer the awesome fitting tall, slender shirts they used to be. These are about 2 inches shorter and 2 inches wider than the old ones, so like every other T Shirt built for short, fat people. So all you short fat assholes complaining about the shirts before, congrats, they build them for you now. Mine are going back.
