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Whiskey Militia Whiskey Militia Logo T-Shirt - Men's

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Retail Price: $17.95
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Whiskey Militia Whiskey Militia Logo T-Shirt - Men's
Like a pterodactyl raised among pigeons, Whiskey Militia grew up in the midst of minivans and questionable casseroles. But rather than accept comb-overs and American Idol as a way of life, we bought a kick-ass deck, pierced a few appendages, and began the vigilante lifestyle of the painfully hip hipster with a painfully hip death wish. Boards and bikes (oh, and Radio Flyers, if they're on fire and missing a wheel), became the only ways to travel, and looking lame wasn't an option. Frankly, we've reached a point where our eyes water when we see someone dressed like a douchebag, and sweet dudes in rollerblades give us a rash. So we decided to cover your dermis with some sick clothes and prop you up on the dopest rides. And we decided to do it for dirt cheap. Cheaper than your mom. We know there's not much time to make money when you're this busy being pompous.
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Description of Whiskey Militia Whiskey Militia Logo T-Shirt - Men's:
The Whiskey Militia Men’s Logo T-Shirt ends your search for this summer’s go-to uniform. This organic cotton t-shirt rocks a custom t-shirt fit. Custom t-shirt fit you ask? Indeed! The Whiskey Militia Logo shirt’s slightly-longer-than-normal length won’t shrink past your belt after its first wash, and an ergo fit that will at least double your chances with the ladies. Probably.

Bottom Line: The best fitting t-shirt ever? Probably.

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Take 'em seriously when they say "long"   02-05-09
odderthan1897858 (21): rank
I don't know who they used for a model on this shirt, but he must have been 6'6". I ordered a Large, and it fits great in the shoulders and chest. Plus, the organic cotton is real nice. The only problem is that the thing does its best to touch the ground. You could wear the thing without pants and not be breaking any laws. I guess some people are into that? Be forewarned.

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great tee   04-08-09
Bryan Wespiser (37): rank
awesome shirt, M fits great, i'm 5'11 160

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Love it!   04-04-09
Chris Cumpian (16): rank
When i first got it i was like wow i need to be like 8 feet tall for this not to cover my knees, but once you wash it and dry it, the thing shrinks right up to the perfect size! I love the whiskey militia logo on the front, i get so much from there i can finally represent and spread the word.

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Material: 100% Organic cotton
Pockets: None
Recommended Use: Chillin’, hangin’ out, being rad
Manufacturer Warranty: Lifetime
Country of Origin: China

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