Here’s a quiz: Salomon’s Link Beanie is good for: A. carrying ice from the hotel ice machine to your room, B. putting on your dog so he bugs out and runs into stuff, C. covering your junk when you get caught poaching the neighbor’s hot tub buck naked, or D. wearing on your head to keep warm. Take your time, it's cool. What’s that? No…we’re sorry—the answer is actually A. carrying ice. It’s a trick beanie.
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