Throw on the Reef Ahoy Hipster Bikini Bottom, grab some paper crack (read: tabloid), and head to the beach for the day. The quick-drying fabric won’t leave you shivering after a dip, and the swanky print adds some skimpy style while you read all about what this douche-bag did to that douche-bag before they got married, had kids, divorced, overdosed, went to rehab, remarried, and fell into a black hole of obscurity before resurfacing on a played-out reality TV show.
