You need some good-looking shorts to offset those scabby scratch marks all over your face (not to mention the tuft of hair missing from the side of your head). The Reef Men's Tame Your Cat Shorts should do the trick. Plaid corduroy, slanted side pockets, logo detailing—yep, these duds will draw attention away from your feline-induced head wounds just fine.
Bottom Line: Why does that furry little shit always wait 'til you're sleeping before he tries to kill you?
Shorts are true to size. I wear 32 and the waist sits completely around my underwear line. No belt needed. I like the mild corduroy look that give the shorts some texture. The six pockets are very functional. I played golf in them and found room for tees, a divot tool, score card and my cell phone. All in all, a very versatile and durable pair of shorts!