Rip Curl Non Stop Short - Men's

The Rip Curl Men's Non Stop Shorts drink a lot of Red Bull. A lot—you know the kind.

Rip Curl Sparks Short - Men's

Pull on the Rip Curl Sparks Shorts and ride your bike into that real estate sign with the energy of ten cracked-out horses.

Volcom Resistance Short - Men's

So why put on Volcom's Resistance Shorts? If resistance is what you are looking for, you're probably gonna have to create it on your own.

Oakley O Short 2.7 - Men's

Oakley made the Men's O Short 2.7 for golf, but chances are you'll wear these casual shorts everywhere.

Volcom Volitile Short - Men's

Straight outta White Men Can't Jump, the Volcom Men's Volitile Short covers you in the kind of comfort only mesh can provide.

Billabong Willis Short - Men's

I promised myself I wouldn't make any Gary Coleman jokes while writing about the Billabong Men's Willis Shorts.

Reef Democracy Short - Men's

The Reef Men's Democracy Shorts support a system of check and balances, universally recognized freedoms and liberties, and government by the people.

686 Holster Short - Men's

The regular-fit 686 Men's Holster Shorts hide your boney-ass kneecaps in splotchy camo-printed canvas.

Rip Curl Shakedown Short - Men's

The Rip Curl Men's Shakedown Short has all its bases covered—from cool, lightweight fabric to the fuzz-busting stash pocket, these summer shorts stay on the up and up.

Rip Curl Paycheck Short - Men's

Toss your board shorts in the hamper and bust out the Rip Curl Men's Paycheck Short when it's time to head into town for a few cold ones.

Rip Curl Blue Chip Short - Men's

Today your boss sent you another memo about the office dress code. Tomorrow, show up wearing the finest hand-tailored suit jacket, a silk tie, and the Rip Curl Blue Chip Shorts.

Rip Curl Friction Short - Men's

Wear the Rip Curl Men's Friction Short to eliminate rub burns when you're hot and heavy in the middle of a serious DH-ing session.

Rip Curl Weekend Short - Men's

You just finished your fortieth hour propped up in front of a computer screen. It's Friday. Pull on the Rip Curl Men's Weekend Shorts and get ratted.

Rip Curl Rumble Short - Men's

Volcom El Dorado Short - Men's

Conquistadors? Cities made of gold? Genocide? Fortunately the Volcom El Dorado Short is against the idea of killing millions of supposed savages for some shiny metal.

Reef Tame Your Cat Short - Men's

You need some good-looking shorts to offset those scabby scratch marks all over your face (not to mention the tuft of hair missing from the side of your head). The Reef Men's Tame Your Cat Shorts should do the trick.

Rip Curl Stockdale Short - Men's

The Rip Curl Men's Stockdale Shorts let you look somewhat couth as you cram corndogs into your face.

DC Chelsea Short - Men's

The DC Men's Chelsea Shorts give you art-prick style, so you'll fit in at that New York gallery stroll. And even better, these shorts won't fall apart during a shit-eating at the skatepark.

Billabong Clyde Short - Men's

Pull on the Billabong Men's Clyde Shorts, knock back a few college drinks, and bust out a few of your best Caddyshack lines.

Billabong Plaidzilla Short - Men's

You wear the Billabong Men's Plaidzilla Short to go stomping through downtown L.A., smashing cars, buildings, and fat dudes like grapes under your feet.

DC Nomad Short - Men's

Wander through your 'hood wearing the DC Men's Nomad Cargo Shorts. With plenty of pockets and durable cotton fabric, these shorts are like a hobo napsack you can wear.

Element Check It Short - Men's

The Element Men's Check It Short—you don't have to check it, 'cause Element already did.

Volcom Brooks Short - Men's

Step into the plaid Volcom Brooks Short and crash yacht parties all summer.

Billabong Caliente Short - Men's

The Cubans who stormed the beach at the Bay of Pigs needed the Billabong Men's Caliente Short. These burly camo cargos sport ripstop cotton that glides through razor grass like cigar smoke through Castro's lips.

Volcom Faldo Short - Men's

You don't have to be Europe's most successful golfer to wear the Volcom Men's Faldo Shorts.

Volcom Wombat Short - Men's

Exhibit more finesse and cosmopolitan sophistication than an undercover crime-fighting wombat in the Volcom Men's Wombat Short.

KR3W Dover Short - Men's

It comes as no surprise that KR3W has come out with a plaid short for summer. Shit, everybody else has. Sure, the Men's Dover Short might be more stylee than others, but we're really not sure—our eyes are dizzy.

Volcom Rune Amphibious Short - Men's

Volcom made the Men's Rune Amphibious Short with a cotton and nylon blend that's burly enough for skateboarding and dries quickly if you don't make the gap jump over the mall fountain.

KR3W Ratby Short - Men's

You might have a face like a rodent, but when you throw on the KR3W Men's Ratby Short, people won't stare at your pointy nose anymore. This lightweight plaid walkshort breathes like a rhino in heat thanks to KR3W's cotton-polyester blend.

Volcom Type 33 Short - Men's

You need at least one pair of plain, comfy cotton shorts that no one notices if you wear for ten days straight, and the Volcom Men's Type 33 Short fits the bill.

Reef Sites Short - Men's

The Reef Men's Sites Shorts have a slim fit and a flat front, so you won't look like you're wearing a skirt at the skatepark.

686 Flow Cargo Short - Men's

686 made the Cargo Flow's from polyester microfiber, which dries quickly and wicks sweat away from your legs—that should come in handy when you're huffing up a hill on your fixie.

Reef FiftyFive Short - Men's

Jobs suck, but we all have to have them. At least you can kick back in the Reef FiftyFive Shorts when your nine-to-five wraps up.