Description of Lib Technologies NAS Park Alpine Ski:
As you speed down the face of the Park City Superpipe wearing your Lib Tech NAS Park Alpine Skis, you gently consider the beauty of Magne-Traction edges that give you unheard of edge-hold performance. As your lips flap in the wind due to your extreme velocity, you ponder the dampening and poppy fiberglass layers that sweetly compliment the wood core of your Lib Tech Narrow Ass Snowboards. You contemplate the slightly narrow dimensions underfoot that keep you nimble as you shoot up the other side of the pipe. And your final thought before rocketing into outerspace beyond the pull of Earth's gravity is “I wonder if there will ever be another ski as rad as this one.”
Bottom Line: It was nice knowin' you. Can we have your stuff?
