Description of Lib Technologies NAS Park Alpine Ski:
As you speed down the face of the Park City Superpipe wearing your Lib Tech NAS Park Alpine Skis, you gently consider the beauty of Magne-Traction edges that give you unheard of edge-hold performance. As your lips flap in the wind due to your extreme velocity, you ponder the dampening and poppy fiberglass layers that sweetly compliment the wood core of your Lib Tech Narrow Ass Snowboards. You contemplate the slightly narrow dimensions underfoot that keep you nimble as you shoot up the other side of the pipe. And your final thought before rocketing into outerspace beyond the pull of Earth's gravity is “I wonder if there will ever be another ski as rad as this one.”
Bottom Line: It was nice knowin' you. Can we have your stuff?
Remember! parabolic skis already have 4 contact points and the reason magnitration was invented was to give snowboarders more than 2 contact points... ok, stay with me... if you want to float powder, ride a snowboard because it will have a bigger footprint than any ski... if you want to ride rails, buy the cheapest twin tip you can find because you will destroy them... if you want 2 hit jumps, buy something big and stiff so it will hold high speeds and pop hard... and if you want to do all of the above buy at least one pair of everything. NO true skier or boarder is truly prepared without 3 different setups. YES it is expensive but remember this is not a sport it is a way of life, stop trying to buy one size fits all gear from sky mall.
