If you’re getting locked up in Chino, or you’re tasting the first breath of freedom and the scent of a woman in years, be sure to throw on the tough-as-tits Girl Men’s Chino Pant. This comfortable chino is tough enough to resist street scuffles, yet smooth enough to attract the caress of a woman’s hand on your, uh, leg. Girl added a touch of stretch to the Chino Pant to improve movement, and inner taping for added style that only a lucky few get to see.
Bottom Line: Don’t go upstate without the right uniform.