You may not look at the Etnies Men’s Parker Short and immediately see the inherent magic housed within its shell. When you pull on this swanky plaid short and exit your trailer for the nearest dingy bar, rodeo, or demolition derby, you may be approached by so many buxom ladies of the park that you’ll nary know what to do. Worry not, for the cozy cotton fabric helps you come to your senses and see clearly that you are not a man to settle for mustached, or the slightly sweaty sweatpants-clad. No sir, with this short, you are a man on a date with destiny, and destiny’s still got a mouthful of pearly-whites and a trunk full of beautiful, bountiful junk.
